FraserThings :)

I’m back in action for my Tumblr faction as a fraction of the main attraction with my rhythmic readings, which will, intentionally, eventually lead to sensually grasping your soon to be everlasting attention through less thoughtless yapping and more thoughtful rapping.

It’s kinda late; my typing isn’t great and my mind’ll soon deflate if I try to stay awake, but the basketball is on and Miami’s got their game on with Lebron taking the role of Orlando’s Kryptonite on the night. His aim isn’t dead-on but it’s still pre-season and he’s the don beyond reason, so I think I’ll relieve him of abuse, shut my mouth and drink my juice. :)

Anyhoo, no-one cares about this sport except me, so I’ll move on.

Think of this as a warm-up session. I’m not really trying or impressing or trying to be impressing, I’m just treading water until it gets warmer, but I can assure the readers that these things will have more of a story.

Can’t think of anymore rhymes.

Basically, am gonna do little fictional things and tings init…. bling blingzzzz

<3

By popular demand

i.e. Sohpie, Becky and Sammy have threatened to kill me if I don’t do these things.

So, I am gonna do some of my rhythmic readings <3 PEAce

After reading a friend of mine’s excellent short stories, I have been inspired to undertake in what will from henceforth be known as, Rhythmic Reading

It’s basically beat poetry written down, but shush mkay.

Anyhoo, watching this space will undoubtedly result in frequent entertainment through the source of my brain spewing up it’s delightful thoughts on the world through the magical mystery that is our language.

On an unrelated note: Chicken dippers <3

Title Unrelated.

My delightfully relaxing evening is coming to and end, and a rather lovely, Tumblr provoking ending at that. I may be a little intoxicated, I can admit that, but I feel like writing our my thoughts anyway. UPDATE: I got arrested, which is undoubtedly a low point in my life. I think the worst bit about the whole incident (apart from drowning myself in my own voices in my head due to severe boredom) was the reason why I was arrested; drawing on a sign….. with a pen that might as well not be working. So yeah, a criminal record for some drunken behaviour that I am sure many people reading this have mimicked at some point. Anyway… Apart from that my time here at University has been fantastic.

I am missing my family though, which is understandable as I am sure many of you other Universitonians are missing yours too (if not mine :L).

My bed is willfully begging for my arrival, so I must attend to it’s everlasting need for me

<3 for you wonderful readers and more…

…why not blog before bed. The three B’s which could ensure a quality night of sleep and leave my brain feeling fresh and replenished in the morning. Despite the maxiumum of 5 hours sleep that I’m likely to NOT get, and the ever-despressing inevitability of this pathetic excuse for a “computer induction” which I have the opportunity of experiencing for the best part of my morning.

Anyway, without meaning to sound too negative, tomorrow morning is a no brainer - dull. Having said that, the afternoon is likely to perk up, and Friday is shaping up in a similar way: from 0-boring in 2 hours with my exciting library induction, followed by an easy afternoon 1 hour lecture. Then, I’m heading home for a family meal to celebrate the glorious event that is my sisters birthday. It’s sure to be a banger as always (no sarcasm intended) and I’m suprisingly excited to see my doggies.

Per chance, something exhilerating could happen tomorrow morning; unreported lunar eclipse, the euro-debt-crisis finding salvation through mysterious defaults without our involvement… only tomorrow will tell.

And with that, ladies and gentlemen who read this far, I bid you a good night and wish you a ver pleasant tomorrow.

I can seriously see this one ending badly. Looks pretty damn cold too. Lotta love for these fellas

So fit.

(Source: howiburntyourmother)

If I had a list of recommendations then University would most definitely be at the top, alongside surfing. It’s not my intention to suggest that everyone should go to University, because the queues for the clubs and bars would be ridiculously high, making University life worse. None-the-less, do not pass up the chance to appreciate Uni life. It’s early days, in fact, I’ve only had one lecture so far. I am sure the tedious nature of the education system will show it’s true colours at a later date, but until then, my recommendations are extremely high. :).

I still don’t quite understand the whole particle neutrino going faster than the speed of light….

…tutorial of my life. I really thought that there would be a much more intellectual class of people at University. Turns out that I’ve met more intelligent people in a school playground. Not to mention there severe lack of understanding when it comes to humour. I understand that it’s just been freshers week and people’s minds aren’t exactly  in the best of shape, but surely a quick nod or two for some recognition for my somewhat feeble attempts at social interaction with complete strangers. That said, I’m the one blogging about social interaction. Slight hint of irony only a few will understand…

I’m in a tumblr video chat with 2 other people, come hangout with me!

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